“You Give Him Butterflies, I Give Him High Blood Pressure” Tee

Ready to stir the pot? 😏💅 This playful pastel graphic tee is for the girls who bring main-character energy wherever they go. Bright neon butterflies + bold retro lettering deliver a comedy mic-drop: “You give your man butterflies… I give mine high blood pressure. We are not the same.” Period. 💥🦋💖

Slip it on for girls’ night, brunch clap-backs, or TikTok story times—this shirt does the talking so you don’t have to. Comfortable, vibrant, and handcrafted by DesignSipz—your favorite one-woman small business. ✨

Why you’ll love it

• Vibrant, long-lasting print that won’t flake or fade easily

• Premium unisex fit (soft, everyday weight cotton) for comfy wear all day

• Pastel neon color pop that stands out on crisp white

• Handmade to order in small batches—supporting a real creator

• Perfect gift for besties, sisters, and the spicy significant other 🔥

Details

• Fabric: 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or comparable quality)

• Fit: Unisex; true to size (size up for oversized style)

• Neck: Classic crew

• Print method: Professional full-color print with soft hand feel

• Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out; tumble dry low; do not iron directly on design

Sizing quick guide

• S (34–36"), M (38–40"), L (42–44"), XL (46–48"), 2XL (50–52"), 3XL (54–56")
  (Measure around the chest; when in doubt, size up for a relaxed fit.)

Shipping & Handmade Notes

Made to order just for you. Most orders leave my studio in 2–5 business days. I pack with care and ship quickly—because happy mail is the best mail! 📦💕

The vibe

Sassy. Cute. Loud in the best way. If your love language is jokes and side-eye, this tee is your new uniform. Add sneakers and a messy bun and watch the compliments roll in. 😉

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